Saturday, April 13, 2013

The Best Day this Century, or Fat Lesbian's Adventures in Mail-Order ANYTHING

Dear Reader, 

You know those days when nothing goes right? When it feels like the deck is stacked against you before you finish your morning coffee, and then you realized that the cat peed in your left shoe to make a point? 

Last Thursday, I had the opposite of that day. Evidence is as follows:

1) Shortly after rising from a night of blissfully uninterrupted sleep, I receive my mail-order Stripper. 

(not that kind of stripper... meet the Kilo Stripper TT - CHROME)

2) Then I discovered that you can learn EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BIKE REPAIR on YouTube.

 (Eat it, Mechanic Jack!)

3) THEN I found $10 in my pocket...



4) Then we went to my 100th class at the Training Room


(I made t-shirts, obvi)

5) And was greeted by Heidi Brown, co-owner of the Training Room (think Allison Williams but taller and fun to talk to) who had prepared not only a 100 themed playlist, but this crazy work out...

(30 minutes of spinning followed by 100 Pushups, 100 Glute Bridges,
100 Burpees, 100 Jumping Jacks, 100 Squats. And I KILLED it!)

6) The evening ended with tequila shots, Mexican food, and Fit Lesbian getting food poisoning. The universe remains in balance. 

The cycling season has started, dear reader, and I can't wait to share the mayhem with you!
Sincerely, 
Fat Lesbian