Fat Finish, or The End is Here

Dear Reader, 

Fit Lesbian and I take a trip down to Miami at least once a year to visit family and take a break from the brutal north.

 

(Miami)

But this entire post is really just a pretense to share the following virtual victory dance.

Fit Lesbian and I went to a spinning studio in Boca Raton (that means Mouth of the Rat in Spanish) called FlyWheel because we had heard so many good things about it. Like all addictive goods, the first one is always free so we signed up, and here is what we found:

1) Torque Board = you see where you stand in power output rankings/race position

2) Super hot and energetic instructor = fun for everyone
3) Free towels, bottled water, AND spinning shoes = it's ok if you forget something at home

Fit Lesbian determined which class we should go to by doing obsessive recon on their website and watching which instructors' classes filled up first. After 3 weeks Angela was the clear winner, and for good reason. She knows people by name, has excellent taste in music, can pedal at 90+ RPM without using her hands, and she has a six pack. She did ask us if we were sisters, but she gets a pass on that because there aren't many lesbians in Miami, and we could be mistaken for German tourists. 

Anyway, we hop on the bikes and start rolling. Angela flashed us the Torque Board stats 4 times during our ride, and the first time I didn't even rank in the top 10. Then, TOTAL DOMINATION. The class was so hard Fit Lesbian almost barfed, but she ended up making the cut, ranking #6 for the lady board. By the end, I had not only come out first among the women, but beat all the men too!

 

(FlyWheel Torque Board: DOMINATED)

 

But the fun didn't end there. In order to relax, we tried to cram as much into our micro-vacation as possible. This time we also went to the Beaux Arts Festival, learned to surf, celebrated an 80th birthday, dined Cuban style, and ate diabetes inducing amounts of ice cream. 

(Post surfing snack with Cut Cousin @ Fit Lesbian's childhood sugar dispensary)

Now the fun has ended. My blood has thinned so much that I'm wearing gloves to type in my apartment, so I'm signing off, but before you go, check out Angela's blog too.

She got a kick out of our names and we started chatting about the Fat Lesbian blog. I found out she is a Boca-lebrity/dating advice columnist and has a blog of her own. She started the blogging because she had gotten out of a long term relationship and was having a hard time adjusting to the 21st century singles scene. Apparently the last time she was on a date people were still using pagers, so she's doing a public service for others in her situation. You can find her at essentiallyangela.com.

Sincerely, 

Fat Lesbian